UPDATE: You can get the game completely FREE buy printing the cards your self. Just visit the Cards Against Humanity website for the printable PDF version. Cards Against Humanity… This game was truly made for horrible people and I love it! So, I have this problem where I compulsively buy random board games and card […]
Well the time has come for my review of the Playstation 4. Honestly I meant to have this thing out a long time ago but I got tied up during the holidays and honestly forgot about it. So, now I am back from all the holiday madness and I’m ready to rock. As I said […]
Okay, so this year I decided to do something crazy and I purchased both of the new “next generation” gaming consoles and holy shit does my wallet hurt. But now that I have finally sat down and really drilled into the heart of both consoles I would like to give my unbiased opinion of both […]
So I was a huge fan of the movie Zombieland and when I heard it was being made into a TV Series I was happy yet skeptical. Now I’m just utterly ashamed. Ashamed that I actually sat through this fuckin garbage. I love zombie apocalypse stories of all kinds but this is just irredeemable. The […]
This morning I got up sick as fuck with a horrible cold, shoved a bunch of assorted medicines into my face hole, got a baby sitter for my 1 year old, and dragged my fat ass to the theater to witness “The Lord of the Rings” of horror. I hope you glued your fuckin mental […]
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