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Playstation 4 Review

Well the time has come for my review of the Playstation 4. Honestly I meant to have this thing out a long time ago but I got tied up during the holidays and honestly forgot about it. So, now I am back from all the holiday madness and I’m ready to rock. As I said […]

Xbox One Review

Okay, so this year I decided to do something crazy and I purchased both of the new “next generation” gaming consoles and holy shit does my wallet hurt. But now that I have finally sat down and really drilled into the heart of both consoles I would like to give my unbiased opinion of both […]

Zombieland TV Series Pilot Review – Absolutely Terrible

So I was a huge fan of the movie Zombieland and when I heard it was being made into a TV Series I was happy yet skeptical. Now I’m just utterly ashamed. Ashamed that I actually sat through this fuckin garbage. I love zombie apocalypse stories of all kinds but this is just irredeemable. The […]

Evil Dead (2013) Review

This morning I got up sick as fuck with a horrible cold, shoved a bunch of assorted medicines into my face hole, got a baby sitter for my 1 year old, and dragged my fat ass to the theater to witness “The Lord of the Rings” of horror. I hope you glued your fuckin mental […]

ClappingFetus Interviews the Church of Satan

This is an old interview I did back in 2006¬†while doing research on various taboo subjects. Forgive my shitty questions, I was fresh out of high school at the time. It was a long long time ago but it is still an interesting read so check it out. November 29th, 2006 After watching a documentary […]